I'm baaaaack! I know you missed me terribly. What did you do without Lindsay to brighten your life? I honestly don't know. You see, I am never without myself.
About that whole "writing over the summer" thing... Didn't do that, as you can probably tell. (Unless your withdrawal from Lindsay has caused hallucinations, which would not be completely implausible). I have reasons! Really really good ones!
No, actually I am simply hideously lazy. Also, nothing seemed to really happen over the summer, because my possible jobs kept falling through, so all this blog basically would have consisted of was the slow degeneration of my mind from optimism to complete bored madness.
STAGE #1, OPTIMISM: So... job fell through. Major suckage... However, I am plucky and tough! Something will come along and things will be better!
STAGE #2, DEPRESSION: Why did this happen to meeee??? What did I do wrong???? Am I not good enough for a job???? Don't you love me??? I'm going to be POOR my WHOLE LIFE and DIE ALONE. *sob*
STAGE #3, BARGAINING: If I can get a job, I promise to be really really good! So good! I will make good grades, and be nice to children and animals, and be a lot more like Megan! Pleeeeaaase?
STAGE #4, BOREDOM: I have nothing to do. Noooothing to dooooo.... And yet I still have no desire to clean the house... Contemplating learning how to scrapbook. (CORINNE: Lindsay! LINDSAY! For the love of Sarah Rees Brennan, snap out of it! Come back to me, come back to me!)
STAGE #5, UTTER INSANITY: The dire question of my life is "Is Mike going to choose Susan or Edie on Desperate Housewives?"
So yes, did you really want to experience that? I didn't think so.
There were some really good times this summer, such as going to the Dominican Republic with Corinne and her family, which was CRAZYSUPERAWESOME, but almost too much happened that week to write it down, and I still can't really talk about it without wistfully wishing I was back on the beach.
At the end of the summer, I got the CutCo job, which is actually a lot of fun, and I made good money, but it's not exactly interesting material.
LINDSAY: Here's a knife! Look what it can do! Ta Awesome!
And, well, now I'm back here. For as long as I can be... (Until Chemistry doth us part, which it will. I can vow that.) I am going to try to update a lot more, but as you know, there are no guarantees.
The suite is crazy, and a lot of fun, so there will definitely be some stories about that to come. I really feel like this can be a great year, because now I really have the hang of UGA (lots fewer ACK! moments) and I can really focus on improving things instead of just hanging on.
Now to the obligatory questioning! What should I write about? Of course I'll include anything cool or funny that happens to me, but what else do you want to hear about? Is it
A: My Suities?
B: My Classes/Professors?
C: My daily beauty regimen? (How do I keep these glowingly perfect looks?)
BTW, I will only laugh at you if you pick C.
Anywho, I loves you all! And don't worry, Lindsaytopia will prevail!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
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