Monday, May 4, 2009

Chronicle Number 18: Chronicle the Last?

Well, the last chronicle before summer, methinks. That is a question, though, because I am wondering. Does my lovely audience want me to continue through summer? Is there demand for the trials and tribulations of Lindsay? If so, there is this thing called a "comment." It means that you click down at the bottom of this, on "Give Props" and then you write something along the lines of "Yes Lindsay, we love you! Write some more, please!" or perhaps "This last month when you haven't written has been the best of my life. Please stop immediately." Then I shall decide whether to continue this through the summer.

So, what has happened in the past month? Well, there were about two weeks when nothing was going on. I had virtually no work, and I relaxed a lot and read several books. Of course, I would probably have enjoyed that more if I hadn't had a deep sense of impending doom. You see, it's the evil teacher meetings.

I'm certain of it. They give you a couple weeks to lure you into a sense of false security, and then WHAM! They all hit you with tests/projects/essays at once.

It's kind of like a bunny trap.

BUNNY TRAP: Come here, little bunny! See, I have food for you!
BUNNY: Hmmmm, no. I don't think so. You see, you killed my brother and my uncle and my grandmother and now you are out to get me!!!
BUNNY TRAP: No no no. See, I cannot get you! All I want is for you to eat some of these lovely carrots.
BUNNY: Well, those carrots are lovely.... Perhaps I will just reach a paw in and get one. *reaches, nothing happens.*
BUNNY TRAP: See? I didn't try to hurt you! Come inside.
BUNNY: This time must be different. The trap didn't try to hurt me at all. *goes inside*
BUNNY TRAP: WHAM! Bwhahahaha! Got you!
BUNNY: Dang flabbit.

You see! The bunny is lulled into a false sense of security, and then captured at the first opportunity!

However, I am smarter than the average bunny. Of course I began my work early, all the better to finish it and lead a happy life full of rollicking good times.

...

Okay, I admit it. That's a lie.

I didn't begin my work early, and therefore went completely insane (as I am wont to do) for the last two weeks pretty much slaving nonstop.

There was a sort of incident in Anthropology, which I don't really want to talk about because it is depressing, but I think everything is turning out alright. I've got two exams, on Thursday and Friday. And then I will be at home on Saturday!

There has been some confusion over jobs, but hopefully that will work out.

Anywho, enough with the boringness. I'm off to study, and I will yak yak yak (as I am also wont to do) when I get home.

Au revoir, mes amis!