Chronicle Number 16: I Am A Hot Hot Thang

Oh, yes. I'm sure you knew it, but it has been confirmed. Your intrepid hero was honked at while walking down the road. It must be because I'm just that good looking...

Okay, perhaps I was not "walking" down the sidewalk. Perhaps I was dancing. Perhaps this dancing involved imitating Hugh Grant in Music and Lyrics. Perhaps Hugh Grant in Music and Lyrics does a fair bit of... swinging his hips.

Perhaps.

But I'm sure that had nothing to do with it.

It did lead to some interesting conversation, such as while at O-house

PAUL: I got honked at while driving here!
LINDSAY: Really?! So did I!
PAUL: ...You don't have a car here...
LINDSAY: It was because they think I'm delicious.
PAUL: ...

Now, what you all must be wondering about one thing. Snow, of course! The "Great Blizzard" of 2009. This title prompts Corinne to go into hysterics.

CORINNE: Blizzard?! BLIZZARD?! DO YOU GEORGIANS NOT KNOW WHAT SNOW IS?!?!?
LINDSAY: *To everyone staring* She's from Michigan. All that cold turns the brain.
EVERYONE: Ah. That explains all.
CORINNE: I HATE YOU ALL!

It was probably the most snow I've ever seen in my life, true. I have mixed feelings on the whole thing, because while it was fun, it really messed things up for me. Mom and I were supposed to go to Swan Lake Sunday night. I had the whole day planned, but the ballet was cancelled and Mom went home early. *sadness*

GOD: You ask for snow every winter of your life. "Give me a snow day, pleeaaase," you beg. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME???

I really shouldn't complain... But t'was disappointing. I think the big kicker was that class was not cancelled on Tuesday, regardless of the fact that all of the roads outside the UGA campus were iced over and students driving in had to choose to brave winter roads that they've never had any experience driving on or miss class/midterms.

...As you can probably tell, I am not upset over this at all.

In all seriousness, a lot of people got hurt, because many sidewalks were iced over completely and the busses weren't all running until late. Why, you ask? Because they couldn't get out of the parking lot!

So anywho, classes were cancelled on Monday, so I had a snow day but missed crucial chemistry review, and consequently did not do as well as I wanted to on the test (haven't got the grade back, but I'm pretty sure I got a B). I'm not too happy, but I am now going to stop bringing you down and move on to happier topics!

Next week is spring break!!! I am going to Jacksonville, Florida! I am going to lounge on the beach and turn goldeny brown and bury myself under a pile of books!

I am also forcing my friends to love Austen the way I do!

LINDSAY: Read this one, and this one!!! MWHAHAHA!
CORINNE & ERIN: It really isn't that big a deal, sweetie.

Speaking of Corinne, she briefly went "insane" over Organic Chemistry. I put insane in quotes because her idea of "insane" is quite different from mine.

LINDSAY INSANITY:

LINDSAY: Oh, LORD!!! I SHALL EXPIRE! I HATE CHEMISTRY AND ITS FACE! IT MAKES BABY JESUS CRY! I SHALL FAIL OUT OF COLLEGE AND JOIN A CONVENT! IT WILL BE LOVELY.
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE DORM: *laugh laugh laugh* We are having a rollicking good time! Yay, being history majors!
LINDSAY: How can you ignore my pain?! Curse you and your happiness!
CORINNE: Hush, Lindsay, it will be alright.

CORINNE INSANITY:

CORINNE: I'm really worried about this test...
LINDSAY: Hush, Corinne, it will be alright.

So, as you can see, we are completely different. She is so much more dramatic than me.

Hmmm, other events in the life of a Lindsay.

I think that I might... Strongly dislike my new genetics teacher. You see, they switch mid-semester. And I thought that this new one was going to be a better lecturer, but that was before I really had a true lecture from him. It's reasonable good, don't get me wrong. He has a strong voice, and he has clear notes. He goes slow enough that I don't get left behind when taking notes. It's the comments he peppers his lecture with...

NEW PROFESSOR: So, we had students do evaluations, and one had an interesting comment to make! Of course, he went on and on about how great I am...
ERIN:...Did he just say that?
LINDSAY: I think so.

NEW PROFESSOR:This theory I came up with, well, it's a real paradigm shift...
LINDSAY: Are you allowed to call your own theory a paradigm shift?

REALLY ARROGANT PROFESSOR: This isn't the way most would teach this to you, but hey- It's my class, we're reading my book, and it's my test.
LINDSAY: I don't think we're going to get along.
RAP: Tralalala! I'm amazing!

Well, this is all I can really think of for now. I need to go study for my Anthropology quiz in the morning.

Drama has been drama, and I'm just staying as clear as I am able. I love you all, and remember-

We will attain Lindsaytopia!