When I conquer the world, I shall live in sunny California with Corinne and our dancing boys. I will be a fair and just ruler, no need to fear. There will be no time for pesky wars, because time will be dedicated to desserts, some smatterings of work, and paying attention to Me.
Of course, no desserts for the dancing boys, sorry, you must remain fit.
We will be benevolent, bestowing our riches on those who need it and those who please us. Willis and Coffee Lady will get a large chunk. Willis makes us our stirfry and remembers our names, and Coffee Lady remembers our names and makes us coffee! She also gives us extra whipped cream. For this, they will each get one million dollars!
Those that displease us? Well, to Greenland with ye! You may have the snow and ice.
I think I shall make my mother ruler of Florida. Mary Evelyn can have a country/state as well.
It will be a Lindsaytopia.
But that is in the far future. Like, a whole three and a half years. (I think I should conquer the world after college). But what is going on now?
I regret to inform you, your fearless leader was driven slightly insane with work. There was a history midterm, a lab proposal due, and a chemistry test, all in the same week! Sometimes I wonder if teachers get together in secret teacher meetings and plan when the deluge of work will come.
SECRET TEACHER MEETING:
DR. ATWOOD: How about the 6th through the 10th? That seems good for me.
DR. CARTER: Hmmm... No can do, it's my wife's birthday. I need to be totally focused, in case I forget.
DR. STANTON: How 'bout the next week? That way everyone else will have done their midterms and they'll be feeling secure. We'll get 'em when they least expect it!
DR. ATWOOD: Bwhahaha!
So while your intrepid teenage hero was living under a pile of textbooks and paper, she went a bit bonkers, as is her wont when the going gets tough.
Things happened like this:
LINDSAY: What is this thing you call food? I don't seem to remember having any...
CORINNE: Human beings require it- you put it in your mouth, chew, swallow- any of this ringing any bells in there?
LINDAY: Oh... Is that what that persistent ringing in my head is?
CORINNE: ...No.
And:
LINDSAY: AIGH! *headdesk* WHY?
ERIN: What now, Lindsay? *Says "Lindsay" as most would say "insane babbling personage"*
LINDSAY: I know what you think of me! I can hear your pernicious thoughts!
ERIN: ...No.
And:
LINDSAY: If I could only-
CORINNE: No.
LINDSAY: But it would make everything so much-
ERIN: NO.
LINDSAY: Just a few-
CORINNE AND ERIN: Ritual suicide by paper cut is not an option.
But the week was soon over, I feel pretty good about everything, and made a 96.67 on the chem test!
The weekend was spent doing absolutely nothing of any value. I promise to come back sooner! We will attain Lindsaytopia!
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I'm sure to displease you right off the bat, but would I at least get a heater in Greenland? Snow mobile, perhaps?
How come Mary Evelyn gets a country/state? What about the rest of us? I have dibs on Ireland...
Silly Mark. Mary Evelyn would be sad if you had to live in Greenland. You would live with her and be her loyal servitor.
Silly Lindsay, Mary Evelyn would probably like it if I lived in Greenland.
Lindsay dear,
I so appreciate the offer of a country/state. But I think I want the "dancing boys". I am sure Mark will understand. Perhaps our benevolent ruler would see fit to have some "dancing girls"!!!! Then we will all be happy together...
first of all, what the heck do I get in this world of yours? you forgot me ;_;
and secondly! XD
congrats about that chem test!! ^^ And have you guys picked out your schedules for next semester? XD we must chat some... WHICH WE'LL GET TO DO NEXT WEEKEND!!! (assuming all goes well)
yay :3 ^^
Hey kiddo, I don't want to seem ungrateful but why Florida? Is it anything like Greece? Can I get dancing men? With flippers?
---mom
Awesome on your chem test! Maybe I could get you to tutor me. I'm needing some chemistry knowledge at work right now and it was the subject that just didn't get me in college! ;)
Oh and can I request a California move too? Such a good area for bike riding!
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