Chronicle Number Nine: Am Getting Really Tired of Writing "Chronicle Number ___"

But I shall continue, dear subjects of Lindsaytopia, for you.

Feeling a bit strange, seeing as there is nothing really for me to write about. I mean, I'm in one of the lulls from horror and pain, and horror and pain are always the best subjects to write about.

I do have slight signs of horror to come, as the calculus test is in two weeks.

LINDSAY: Calculus test? What calculus test? Tests are a fallacy.
CORINNE: No, actually they really do-
LINDSAY: Shhhhhh! *glares* If we don't think about it, it doesn't exist!

Just kidding, Mom! Heh heh heh.... *shifty eyes*

I have decided to go to the quiz bowl tournament in Florida. Therefore, Corinne and Erin are attempting to teach me how sane people act.

LINDSAY: The last cookie?! MWAHAHAHAHA!
CORINNE: Lindsay? Laughing maniacally is not something sane people do.
LINDSAY: Dually noted. I shall fool them, fool them all! BWHAHAHAHA!
CORINNE: ...no.

STANDING IN THE STIRFRY LINE:
LINDSAY: Where in the world is Willis?
CORINNE: There is no one to give us extra steak. Sadness.
LINDSAY: Mother... I'm hungry. And my nose is froze.
CORINNE: And my ears is froze.
LINDSAY: *as Corinne is distracted, attacks*
CORINNE: Lindsay, sane people do not attempt to eat other people.
LINDSAY, MOUTH FULL OF SLEEVE: ...no?

Megan has been notoriously absent from my life, seeing as she had a huge test this morning, millions of extra curriculars, and of course... Graham.

But that's okay, she always comes back.

When she was here last night, she was studying for her huge animal science test with a friend.

This leads to episodes like this: (I couldn't make this up.)

MEGAN: Why must you be careful with a gerbil's tail?
LINDSAY: I think I could have gone my whole life without hearing that question.
FRIEND: Because it might fall off!
LINDSAY: ...

And this:

MEGAN: What is another name for a fizzy mouse?
LINDSAY: ...Carbonated rodent?

I haven't seen her since she left this morning, so I don't know how she did, but it's Megan. I'm sure she aced it.

There it is, a small bit of Lindsay insanity for you! And don't worry, we will still attain Lindsaytopia!

And gosh, Bri Bri, of course you can have a country. What do you take me for?